Katlover, 36

Hi there! My name is Bethany.

Where to start? Well there are many things that I am passionate about. I love music, especially since I play the piano. I also love pets, cats especially, and I enjoy playing sports; specifically, golf, swimming, track and field, and bowling.

I also love being with my friends and family; honestly, I don't know how I could survive without them. I have a pretty good sense of humor; I always say that life is too short to always be serious. One of my favorite jokes is

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee." "That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"