Todd8771, 45

Sorry I'm 5'1 and that was the wittiest title I could think of on short notice. The runner up slogan was, "let me make out with you knee," so I think I chose correctly. Well about me.I have a mild form of cerebral palsy. I walk with a slight limp but otherwise I do everything that everyone else can do. Still, many times I don't feel like everyone else, and for many years I ignored these feelings. Now I feel like I'm finally prepared to embrace them.
So let's see what else. I just moved to Greensboro from Boston and am in the process of finalizing my divorce. I'am looking to make a fresh start and meet new people. I'm one of the most relaxed, easygoing people you will ever meet. Oh yeah, I have that east coast sense of humor too, (you’ll get used to it). I know because this is a personal add site I’m almost obligated to say I like the outdoors, hiking and long walks on the beach. But here’s the real truth: I hate hiking, I hate the outdoors, I saw some sort of bug in my room the other day, screamed like a girl, and then there was an outline of me in the wall where I ran through it. Then I made my neighbor come over and kill the mighty beast. I can’t cook. People tell me I have an oven, and I think they mean that square thing in the kitchen that I use to put books in. And I don’t like walking on the beach either I like laying on the beach with room service coming by every few minutes to top off the girly drink I ordered because I don’t drink hard liquor. Stop fighting ladies there is enough of me for everyone. Because I am only 5’1 (or as I call it born with extra resistance to lightening strikes), my favorite activity is to fly coach on airlines. Then I can stretch out with glee while Mr. 6’2 is eating his kneecaps, does that make me a bad person? Probably