Timmeh, 34

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Gloucestershire, UNITED KINGDOM

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I am a funky fascist, i enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling my cat, baking birthday cakes and burning jews.
My goal in life is to dig up my mother and bury my father in her place. I have 14 brothers and sisters and we all enjoy a late night fondue(dle) by the fire.
I am good with children, i especially have a passion for young lads. Mmmmm. My favourite food is windows and i am quite partial to a good shoulder rub now and then, are you the Eva for me?

About Me

Gender Male

Orientation Bisexual

Height 6'04"

Weight 130 lbs

Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, dancing, hunting, internet, killing zombies, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, target practice, television, video games, wine tasting, writing

Body Type bodybuilder, voluptuous

Movies bollywood, comedy, horror, indie, steamy, sci-fi

Orientation bisexual, asexual, celibate

Eye Color black, glass

Hair Color black, red

Ethnicity Asian, Hispanic / Latino, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, African American

Relationship divorced, widowed

Have Kids yes - grown and out of the house

Profession Food Service, Internet, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing

Income level $100,000+

Do you smoke? 420

Do you drink? alcoholic, in recovery, like a fish

I currently live on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

Socially, I am a couch potato, anti-social, comic relief, flirt, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Political Views conservative

Food Related BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chocoholic, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, French, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Raw Food, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian

Personality conservative, extrovert, flirt, geek, intellectual, jock, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, punk, redneck, romantic, tree hugger, type a, white trash

Individuality goatee, nudist, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos

Religious Views Scientology, Wiccan

Miscellaneous deaf, HIV+

I'm looking for fun, miss right, miss right now, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, roommate, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang

My Sign cancer : june 21-july 22

Military Service air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran

Pets Birds, Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Guinea Pigs, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Snakes, Turtles

Gender Male, Transgender

Hair Style undetectable toupee, dreadlocks

Fitness & Sports running, yoga

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