I am a dynamic figure, often seen crushing ice cubes.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike bluegrass trombone playing.
I am an expert in playing the radio, a veteran in love, and have been told that I'm an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear and once, while on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down.
I plan to live forever...so far, so good!
Now, I'm trying to accomplish what I believe is impossible...trying to find a woman who REALLY cares and can look past my limitations.
Lonestar1153, 71
currently offline
Ft Worth, TX, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'01"
Weight
250 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
writing, weather, travel, television, photography, computers, internet, killing zombies, movies, music
Body Type
a few extra pounds, large
Movies
comedy, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
white / gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Education Level
some college
Profession
Other
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with roommate(s), family and friends visit often
Socially, I am
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Italian, Chinese, Carnivore
Personality
extrovert, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, lover, romantic
Individuality
goatee
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
something interesting, romance, fun, conversation
My Sign
scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Pop, Motown, Country
Hair Style
short hair
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, internet, music, television, travel
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, sci-fi
Orientation
straight, bisexual
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house, no - do not want kids
Their Education Level
high school grad
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, side kick
Food Related
Chinese, Italian, Carnivore
Personality
lover, romantic, intellectual, fun loving, flirt, extrovert
They are looking for
friends - with benefits, something REALLY hot, romance, penpal, mr. right now, conversation
Gender
Female
Music
Pop, Country, Motown, Rock
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