Keepsmilin65, 59

my heart's not disabled......oh wait..... i'm a proud parent of my 15 yr. old son, [well, semi-proud, is it even possible to be 100% proud of a teenager?!? ] whom i have full custody of.
iã¢â€â™m retired but volunteer/ work for a children's foundation raising money to help sick kids, therefore not rich but not starving, i don't owe any money to any one, never been in prison, don't drink, smoke, or do illegal drugs, have no contagious diseases, have never cheated, nor have i been mean to anyone's mother, don't lie, don't hang out with the boys, i'll always remember your birthday, & i even like most chick flicks, classic movies, love music, laughing, and love my pets. don't want to play head games, just want to find the one person to enjoy life with...is that you? since i haven't had any luck finding a nice honest woman looking for a nice honest guy with this description, how about this one instead...
i'll lie to you, cheat on you, never remember your birthday, be mean to your mother, treat you with no respect, watch sports instead of cuddle with you, i'd rather drink with the boys all night - than spend time with you. also, i hate kids, animals, laughing, & life. so what are you waiting for?!?
the fine print: people change, looks fade, health deteriorates, & life throws things at us we don't expect. the only thing we can control is how we treat people and if we choose to be positive or negative. if you are truly a positive person who wants love more than money, cares about who people are instead of what they look like, care about what's in somebodyã¢â€â™s head instead of how much hair is on it, cares about their heart & soul instead of how many muscles they have, and you are serious about finding someone to grow old with together...please tell me!