ive never been to mars but im sure its a wonderful place to visit.
if you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it!!
the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
one very important thing to know here is that i love to snowboard in winter and play in the mud in summer and fall!!
willing to relocate!
yep ...if i checked you out in the profile thingy,... im hoping that youll say hello and give me your cheesiest line ever,...i am here for the same reason you are, i am bored, undersexed, socially --------, addicted to the internet and hate the cult/childish bar scene. i self-medicate and i am a little bit mentally/emotionally unstable. looking for a woman with a great rack, with both high and low self-esteem along with a lot of emotional baggage and damage
if youã¢â€â™re not over your x, not really single and on here for revenge.. you get brownie points in my cook book!!!!!25 extra points if you own a tractor... if your over 40 hopefully your rich , have a pool, and can get me outta this trailer immediately!! ( dont be so serious!! ) ã¢â€â¦.under 40 hopefully youã¢â€â™re a horn dog,and like to clear the kitchen counter alot ã¢â€â¦ã¢â€â¦ã¢â€â¦ã¢â€â¦ and,,ã¢â€â¦ã¢â€â¦ã¢â€â¦. if you like to be a little dirty???, of course, yes!!!! i want to hear all about it !!!! im a man!!good things come in crazy packages!! i also happen to accept all major credit cards and will get along great with your parents.
i want to be the baggage you bring to your next relationship and the reason your damaged for your future husband
p.s. if you see unread/deleted??? its because i don't even care what you wrote. i'm offensive... no offence.
there are plenty of fish in the sea.... but who wants to go out with a fish?
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