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How do you get a one legged man off a roof?

 
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hopalong




hopalong

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PostPosted:     Post subject: How do you get a one legged man off a roof?
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One of the strongest cure all remedies for me losing a leg is my ability to find humor in my situation. I have always been a class clown with strong goals. Since my getting smooshed (I think that that is the medical term), I have chosen to concentrate on my future and not my past. One truck driving career gone, one computer specialist career in the making. This post is directed towards those with amputations and I hope to encourage the masses to find humor and share it with the rest of us. (If I had lost both hands would I still be considered handicapped?) To prevent offense and irritation please word any stories in the first person and re-read it before posting. If you are angry when you enter you will find something to be angry about, causing you to leave none the better. If you are willing to embrace happiness and humor nothing will change your outlook, causing you to leave us better. Oh yeah, the '?'... Throw him a kick ball.

Poking fun, throws in the face of the audience sharp jabs that can cause pain. Sharing in the fun is more like a nude coed football game, an individual's personal concerns vanish when their team has the balls to rush to the front in full exposure for a goal.
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dixie_PREV
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Well you know most public nudity is at a nudist colony. (Unless you couldn't wait to get home and did it against the wall with someone in the McDonald's restroom.) I say if yu have to look at someones elses saggy hairy Squirrillike ball sack then they shouldnt be offeneded by your stump. Beside there are all kinds of peopel out there might be someone there that likes to see what you can do with that stump and if it is sensitive when you blow on it. Might also be some one there that like big hairy saggy ball sacks too. You never can tell. You won't know until you try.
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dfd501




dfd501

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`Hopalong,

I agree, but I have been busier than a one legged man at a tail kicking!

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recordpd
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`well if you lost both hands i don't know if you would be handicapped, but i know you wouldn't get the clap

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nevada7




nevada7

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`I'LL BITE, HOW DO U GET A ONE LEGGED MAN OFF THE ROOF???


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deloris9




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`PULL THE ONE LEG,LOL

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robbiexxx
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`hi and yeah and pull the other leg out.

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zillow
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`Very carefully...lol

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outonalimb
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`I am a little self-conscious about my stump because I realize others my be uncomfortable with it.

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