Sex ??

[singlesue]

I can't believe men want S-- but can't find their zipper. It is so frustration!!! To many failed attemts.

I should have said: we wanted sex, but when the zipper was down so was he.

[dreamscape7777 (deleted)]

With all due respect, maybe the man wants you to find it for him?

[darylynn (deleted)]

No thing fails like sucess. May be he was interested in the pursuit? If there
is an underlying emotional connection some one will be lying under some
one soon . No zipper can stand in the way of the Force . May be He is
afraid of some thing. I'noticed that most men are motivated by fear, more
often than any thing else.Not really enough detail in your complaint to
be more ?? "helpfull". Plus I'm only learning my self. The s----l revelution
is over and I've still got ammunition left. darylynn

[milkman_PREV (deleted)]

singlesue wrote: I can't believe men want S-- but can't find their zipper. It is so frustration!!! To many failed attemts.

I should have said: we wanted sex, but when the zipper was down so was he.

I should have known whom this post was from. She is witty and to the point. Honestly though, women do have some say so in whether or not there is a "failed attempt". It does take 2.

[warmknight4u]

singlesue wrote: I can't believe men want S-- but can't find their zipper. It is so frustration!!! To many failed attemts.

I should have said: we wanted sex, but when the zipper was down so was he.

sue, i do feel for you, but i can't quite reach you. LoL
Although, I do think it would be real nice to reach you.
Look at it this way; We(I) wish to even get that close to s--.
ALTHOUGH, Not to have your Unfortunate predicament !!!
Oh, to have someone to hold close = my prayer

[greatguy4u]

I don't have any problem finding my zipper but what to do with the thing inside baffles me when you don't have any one to use what's inside on .

[sweetlaura]

I, on the other hand would be happy to help a sweet, sexy man find his zipper...if the mood struck me. :wink:

Laura

[majorwells]

maybe the guy is suggesting guive him head by pulling the help zipper trick

[wodehousefan2 (deleted)]

Some have more trouble with such, and others have less. if you get to Salem, or Dallas, Oregon let me know, and I will change your views.

[blueboy2]

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Sue comment was very funny!

[rubbertoe]

sweetlaura wrote: I, on the other hand would be happy to help a sweet, sexy man find his zipper...if the mood struck me.

Laura
this lady needs to stop being so me me me and lend a hand.

rubberto

[h3trt33]

`So many one liners come to mind right now...but using any of them would probably get me banned. LOL
I have the opposite problem, nobody willing to give me a chance to fail...or succeed for the matter.

And to the writer who said "the s----l revolution is over" - I never got that memo.

[recordpd (deleted)]

`It seems my s----l revolution is over. I'm thinking of marrying my right hand lol. Before I was disabled I had no problem. Now I find it hard even to get e-mail. Thank God for chat rms.


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